$76M
Caribbean Cruise Line
Prerecorded calls soliciting cruise business.
Spam Text Forensics Unit
Somebody paid to send you that text. Hand us the screenshot and we’ll track it back to them — who they are, what the federal courts already say about them, and what you can do next.
Some spam comes from operations nobody can touch. When that’s the answer, we say so instead of selling you hope.
Laboratory procedure
How the grade is decided
The origin sets a ceiling the write-up can lower but never raise. An anonymous gateway cannot produce a Tier A file no matter how convincing the message looks.
What happens next
If a file shows a pattern worth pursuing, you can choose to have it referred to a licensed attorney who handles this kind of claim. They decide whether to take it. If they do, they represent you — not us — and you deal with them directly.
What we do not do
An analysis is not a legal determination, and nothing here is legal advice or a prediction of any outcome.
Public record
Unwanted marketing calls and texts are governed by the Telephone Consumer Protection Act. These are real, publicly docketed federal cases, resolved for the amounts shown.
$76M
Caribbean Cruise Line
Prerecorded calls soliciting cruise business.
$75.5M
Capital One
Autodialed collection calls to roughly 21 million mobile numbers.
$61M
Dish Network
Telemarketing calls placed by retailers acting on its behalf.
$49.9M
US Coachways
Text messages sent without consent.
$45M
AT&T Mobility
Debt collection calls to reassigned numbers.
What these are, precisely. Each is a settlement: an agreement to resolve a claim. A settlement is not a finding of wrongdoing, and in most of these the defendant expressly denied doing anything unlawful. They are listed because they are public records showing what this statute is worth when a pattern is proven — not as accusations, and not as a promise about any other case. We have no involvement in any of them.
What the statute actually requires
Rules vary by state and by federal circuit, and they change — a federal appeals court narrowed part of this in July 2026. Your own situation is a question for an attorney.
Analysis in progress
Nothing here is on a timer. A line that sits is a lookup still running.
Origin
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Linked reports
Summary
STFU Crime Lab
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An analysis, not a legal determination. Whether
any law was broken is a question only a licensed attorney can answer.
This file is not saved to anything yet.
An account keeps it, watches whether this sender contacts you again, and builds one evidence record across every text you report.
Complainant intake
Each of these changes what the lab can establish. None of it is marketing data.
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